One Two Bucknor My Shoe

Stephen Anthony Bucknor will officiate his 100th Cricket Test in Kolkotta which is to be played between India and Pakistan. Of course, it will be an 'overwhelming' occasion for him; more so because it is happening at 'Eden Garden', and even more so it is an 'India-Pakistan' match..blah blah blah.

And what would Mr Bucknor have for the supper? The Lamb-cum-Indian players cooked on the roost!

Wait for this one. Post match, your BP would be a few milimetes of mercury higher, hairs a few scores lesser, and your molar teeth a few decimeters more grinded due to unnecessary clenching.

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